Christian Festivals Mugs

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Ice Skater

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

R.C.I.A.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

A woman in prayer

Merry Kissmas

Marley's Ghost

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

O Christmas Tea

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths