Religious Events Gifts

'Tut, tut, Father Clancy, we missed you at bingo Friday...'

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

Congregation

Christening

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Green Balloon

AA Meeting Here Today

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

See you at the farmers market!

All dressed up and no place to go

Church Basement Foodie

Children's Party

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Glyndebourne

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"I read 'Art News.'"