Religious Festivals Pillows

Overly zealous children

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Elfie Stick

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dancing in pyjamas

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Santa does a keg stand.

Christmas Pets

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Christmas Presents.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Merry Christmas"

Santa Dog

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Easter Egg Delivery