Religious Holidays Pillows

St. Paul's Church: Today's sermon - 'What is hell?' (underneath says 'come hear our choir).

Promised Land Signpost

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'Seems to me that all religions are the same - guilt but with different holidays!'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"It's about the Commandments. We're not getting the buy-in we'd hoped for."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

The Baby Walker

Santa Claus's Mail

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Meet the scribe"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'