Holidays Pillows

"You shouldn't have!"

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Eight nights of excuses

Non-Denominational Carols

"It depends on which state we're visiting."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I'm afraid I made quite a nuisance of myself in here last night."

'Sorry, wrong house.'

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

My Other Car Is A Sleigh

A Shadow Over Groundhog Day...

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

Christmas Puppy Bow

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

You know that Santa's on his way. He's Loaded!

World's Most Obscure Christmas Songs

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"Sorry kids. This line is going to be held up for awhile."

Santa Cruise

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'

Dec. 26

'I'm usually a basket case at this time of year...'

'Bloody solar panels!'