'He's on the fasting couch.'
Religious Fasting Gifts
Looking for a way to celebrate or acknowledge the dedication involved in religious fasting? Our thoughtfully designed items blend humor and reverence, making them ideal for anyone observing a fast. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, our collection of gifts captures the unique blend of discipline, spirituality, and spirit-lifting humor that fasting embodies. Perfect for commemorations or personal motivation, these products add a meaningful touch to any fasting experience.
"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."
'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'
"I'm having my entrails read."
Giving Things Up For Lent.
"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."
"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."
R.C.I.A.
2pm meet your Creator
"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."
'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'
"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."
"Holy moly!"
Promised Land Signpost
"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'
The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'
'These sure rule out a lot of options....'
The Janopause
"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."
"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."
"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."
Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...
''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'
Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.
Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.
John Wycliffe
"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."
''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'
Congregation
"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"
Pesach Shopping
'Let's ease into this -- I want you to try fasting between meals.'
St. Paul's Church: Today's sermon - 'What is hell?' (underneath says 'come hear our choir).
"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."
Religious Fasting Gifts Collection
Religious Fasting Mugs
Discover a variety of fasting-themed mugs that blend humor and spirituality—ideal for daily motivation or a thoughtful gift.
Religious Fasting Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows featuring themes of religious fasting—bring comfort and a smile to your home or gift collection.
Religious Fasting Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that honor the spirit of fasting—bringing motivation and a personal touch to any space.
Religious Fasting T-Shirts
Explore our fasting-inspired t-shirts that combine faith, humor, and style—great for making a statement or inspiring others.