Religious Fasting Pillows

'He's on the fasting couch.'

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

2pm meet your Creator

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Promised Land Signpost

"Holy moly!"

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

The Janopause

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

John Wycliffe

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Congregation

Pesach Shopping

'Let's ease into this -- I want you to try fasting between meals.'

St. Paul's Church: Today's sermon - 'What is hell?' (underneath says 'come hear our choir).

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

'Are you sure? - I only remember creating TWO of them.'