Religion And Tech Commentators Gifts

''Unfriended' sounds so much more gentle than 'excomummunicated' does.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

How logos change over time.

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Facelook

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Worst. God. Ever.

The Pope

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

"What format shalt I save these in?"

Prepare for the fad herald. If only he'd be my Facebook friend. Today, a special announcement. Special announcement? Hubbub hubbub hubbub. I speak to you today of Twitter. We have an unusual split decision with regard to a strange concept with a captivating name. Hear ye: The brand name Twitter is: In. But actually using the service is: Out. You may commence with not bothering to tweet or learn anything more about it. So declared. Free @last.

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

'He likes to go out frightening atheists.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

"Do you have anything for tweets?"

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

Noah's Ark.

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!... ...Also have a bunny hide eggs."

'This is quite a job description!'

"Could I get it as an ebook?"