Religion And Science Commentator Gifts

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"We Tell No One"

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Actual Results May Vary

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Basic Theology

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

The Kommander in Khief