Faith And Finance Commentator Gifts

"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Bank of England Base Rates.

Monday is 'Casino Night'.

Euro crisis.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'I wish European economies were less shaky!'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

"Nothing puts me in the holiday spirit like a bailout."

No recession: 'It's the worst boom year we've had in years'

'How's business?'

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

"My report is on money."

"It's Athens, sir. They're offering to prop up the pound."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

California: The Beholden State.

Finally Debt Free

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!