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"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

The Pope

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Worst. God. Ever.

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

Bank of England Base Rates.

Monday is 'Casino Night'.

Euro crisis.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'I wish European economies were less shaky!'

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

"Nothing puts me in the holiday spirit like a bailout."

'How's business?'

No recession: 'It's the worst boom year we've had in years'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"My report is on money."

"It's Athens, sir. They're offering to prop up the pound."

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

California: The Beholden State.

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!