Religion And Tech Juxtaposition Fans Gifts

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'I'm on the plain.'

Why god isn't listening...

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"What format shalt I save these in?"

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

'All the rest can scroll to Leviticus on your Bible software...'

''Unfriended' sounds so much more gentle than 'excomummunicated' does.'

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

Monk on his cell phone gets struck by divine anger.

'Hang on, I'll just go and get my wide-screen crystal ball.'

Sign on church's marquee: Confessionals 6pm Tues & Thurs fax's accepted.

"Dear Lord Elon, thank you for our daily tweet."

"You're not in the database. It must've been a near-death experience."

'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'

"Never pay attention again!"