Religion And Tech Crossover Fan Gifts

"What format shalt I save these in?"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Why god isn't listening...

"This is a weird frat."

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

Guru Needs Tech Support

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"Sumo Hockey."

"I'm a religious nut."

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'Dropped calls aren't my problem. My problem are dropped cell phones.'

"Dear Lord Elon, thank you for our daily tweet."

Sign on church's marquee: Confessionals 6pm Tues & Thurs fax's accepted.

'Hang on, I'll just go and get my wide-screen crystal ball.'