Religion And Technology Fusion Interest Gifts

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

The iPad Players

Holy phone

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"What format shalt I save these in?"

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

Youth Returns to Religion

"I'm a religious nut."

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

''Unfriended' sounds so much more gentle than 'excomummunicated' does.'

'All the rest can scroll to Leviticus on your Bible software...'

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

"So, does God always call people to the ministry or can he text too?"

Facebook

'Hang on, I'll just go and get my wide-screen crystal ball.'

Sign on church's marquee: Confessionals 6pm Tues & Thurs fax's accepted.

"You're not in the database. It must've been a near-death experience."

'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'