Religion And Tech Crossover Fan Pillows

"What format shalt I save these in?"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Why god isn't listening...

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"This is a weird frat."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

"Sumo Hockey."

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

Guru Needs Tech Support

"I'm a religious nut."

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'Dropped calls aren't my problem. My problem are dropped cell phones.'

Sign on church's marquee: Confessionals 6pm Tues & Thurs fax's accepted.

'Hang on, I'll just go and get my wide-screen crystal ball.'

"Dear Lord Elon, thank you for our daily tweet."

"You're not in the database. It must've been a near-death experience."