Religion And Tech Commentators T-Shirts

''Unfriended' sounds so much more gentle than 'excomummunicated' does.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

How logos change over time.

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

"What format shalt I save these in?"

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

'He likes to go out frightening atheists.'

"Do you have anything for tweets?"

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

Noah's Ark.

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!... ...Also have a bunny hide eggs."

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

'This is quite a job description!'

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."