Relationship Reality Check Enthusiast Pillows

"My orgasm was fake."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"We don't talk anymore."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Too desperate?"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

Love

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"While you're at it, could you give him some pizzazz?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."