Relationship Questioner Pillows

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

In the Guru District

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Try Mediation

Couples' therapy

Window Treatment

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Great Therapy!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"