Relationship Questioner Gifts

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

In the Guru District

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Try Mediation

Couples' therapy

Window Treatment

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Great Therapy!'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"There's something I have to tell you."