Romantic Questioner Pillows

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Astronaut love

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

The Loving Couple

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Mate Mart

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'