Romantic Communicator Pillows

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I'm cmng!!!'

'Jeremy, are we breaking up, or is it just the phone connection?'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Words of Love

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Time for speeches

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Bell invents the telephone.

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'I'll tell you my subtext, if you tell me yours.'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"Oh, hello darling..."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'