Romantic Communicator Pillows

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I'm cmng!!!'

'Jeremy, are we breaking up, or is it just the phone connection?'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Words of Love

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

Time for speeches

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

Bell invents the telephone.

"Oh, hello darling..."

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'I'll tell you my subtext, if you tell me yours.'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

Be Mine!