Relationship Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the relationship procrastinator? Celebrate their relaxed yet lovable nature with playful, thoughtful products that acknowledge their tendency to delay, all while bringing a smile. Perfect for partners, friends, or anyone who appreciates good humor and a gentle nudge to get things done (eventually!). From quirky mugs to witty tees and cozy pillows, find a gift that speaks to their leisurely spirit and love of laughter.

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"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship" mockup

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused." mockup

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

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The Forever Stamp

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"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies." mockup

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

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The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

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"To be honest, it just collects dust." mockup

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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Still living with parents....

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"How about fashionably never?"

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Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/ mockup

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

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"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

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Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work. mockup

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

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"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head." mockup

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

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"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time." mockup

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

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Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.' mockup

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

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"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody." mockup

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

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"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..." mockup

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

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"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago." mockup

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

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Why are you texting instead of working? mockup

Why are you texting instead of working?

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Relationship Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Relationship Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the relationship procrastinator—funny, charming, and ready to make every coffee break a moment of laughter.

Relationship Procrastinator Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to the life of a procrastinator. Soft, witty, and perfect for relaxing or napping, they add a playful touch to any space.

Relationship Procrastinator Prints

Brighten up any room with prints that celebrate the lovable delay-taker. Artistic, humorous, and beautifully designed, they make a fun statement about taking it slow.

Relationship Procrastinator T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that perfectly capture the procrastinator’s relaxed spirit. Witty, casual, and full of personality—these tees are great for lazy days or casual outings.