Romantic Procrastinators Gifts

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"Sorry I'm late, I hope you haven't been waiting too long."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Procrastinators Incorporated

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

I'm fine JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"