Romantic Procrastinators Pillows

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"Sorry I'm late, I hope you haven't been waiting too long."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I think I see the problem."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

I'm fine JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.