Literary Procrastinators Pillows

My book group is coming tomorrow night. Thanks for the warning. I've got the food. I'm making the cookies tonight. I'll vacuum in the morning. Sounds like you're ready. Yep. Except for reading the book. And making more cookies.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Travelogue

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Procrastinators Incorporated

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.