Literary Procrastinators Pillows

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Travelogue

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I think I see the problem."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."