"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"
Relationship Procrastinator T-Shirts
Celebrate the relaxed attitude of the relationship procrastinator with our amusing t-shirts. Perfect for casual wear, these tees highlight their charming tendency to put things off—with lots of laughs guaranteed.
"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."
"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."
The Forever Stamp
"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."
"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."
Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer
Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.
'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'
Invaders from Planet Manava.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?
'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'
As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
"To be honest, it just collects dust."
"Do you mean am I busy busy?"
Holiday Shopping for Guys
Still living with parents....
Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/
"How about fashionably never?"
'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'
"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."
I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!
"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."
Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.
"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."
"I suppose one of us should call somebody."
Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'
To do list
Why are you texting instead of working?
"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."
Relationship Procrastinator T-Shirts Collection
Relationship Procrastinator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the relationship procrastinator—funny, charming, and ready to make every coffee break a moment of laughter.
Relationship Procrastinator Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to the life of a procrastinator. Soft, witty, and perfect for relaxing or napping, they add a playful touch to any space.
Relationship Procrastinator Prints
Brighten up any room with prints that celebrate the lovable delay-taker. Artistic, humorous, and beautifully designed, they make a fun statement about taking it slow.