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WHIRLWIND COURTSHIP

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

The Karate Kitten.

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

To diet or not...?

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

"This is a good start! You both agree that the marriage needs some new spark!"

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Polly want a cracker?

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"