Relationship Comics Fan Gifts

'It's for my husband.'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

Nethead strip: Dinner refusal

3rd Mrs Newt Gingrich: 'Everytime I catcha cold, I womder if Newt is out looking for my replacement!'

'When we get there, order quick and eat fast. Gotta return Mom's purse before she realizes it's missing.'

"You mean the rumours she dated a Flamingo are true?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

WHIRLWIND COURTSHIP

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

One cheese omelette, and I've never cheated on my husband. Um, okay. Anything else? A side of hash browns for this one-man woman! And a chocolate as hot and sweet as my intensely singular love for this phenomenal guy. Chuck? Yes dear? I've been having an affair for the last six months. Oh don't act surprised. One scone, and what the @#$% just happened? The denial and snacks before the storm.

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

Revenge Graffiti.

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

'Marry me!'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"