Relationship Comics Fan Pillows

'It's for my husband.'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

Nethead strip: Dinner refusal

3rd Mrs Newt Gingrich: 'Everytime I catcha cold, I womder if Newt is out looking for my replacement!'

'When we get there, order quick and eat fast. Gotta return Mom's purse before she realizes it's missing.'

"You mean the rumours she dated a Flamingo are true?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

WHIRLWIND COURTSHIP

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

Revenge Graffiti.

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'Marry me!'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."