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"Are we there yet?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

WHIRLWIND COURTSHIP

Hammer and Anvil.

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"This is a good start! You both agree that the marriage needs some new spark!"

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

I was expecting something else when you said nuptial agreement!

"You mean the rumours she dated a Flamingo are true?"

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"I picked him up cheap on eBay."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

'You're becoming so distant, Els!'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Oh, pretty good. At least I'm not hearing voices telling me what to do anymore. . . got fired and divorced.'

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

Courtship display

"We did it—nice work today." "Thanks. I look forward to hearing from you soon."

"Aren't you at least happy to see her with someone who fills all of her needs?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"Open marriage? All right, open marriage it is!"

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"