Relationship Cartoon Collector Mugs

WHIRLWIND COURTSHIP

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

The Karate Kitten.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

To diet or not...?

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"This is a good start! You both agree that the marriage needs some new spark!"

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

Polly want a cracker?

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"