Rejection Warrior Gifts

Once a month she purified the mailbox of the Evil Spirit of Rejection.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Building called 'The Writer's Block' - ouside there is a 'rejection slip bin'.

'I'll say one thing about your manuscript, Mr.Jackson - it's very shreddable.'

'I just wrote a novel on this phone and sent it to 137 publishers and got back 129 rejections in 12 seconds.'

'It's from the New Yorker, I've been rejected 200 times, once for each word.'

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"Squeezing a stress ball is meant to help them cope with rejection...They get a LOT of rejections!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Editor.

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

For sale

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"Tell us something we don't know."

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'I know I've interviewed for this position last month, but since then I've hired a personal coach. I was thinking maybe a do-over interview.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'Thanks for coming in. Whoever gets the job will call you next week and let you know our decision.'

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

The Great Out-doors

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

I heart my bum.

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"