Rejection Fighter Gifts

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Editor.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

'I'll say one thing about your manuscript, Mr.Jackson - it's very shreddable.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'It's from the New Yorker, I've been rejected 200 times, once for each word.'

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

Employers: Workers, toil until death!

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

'No, no, of course I think you're beautiful ... it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby pictures of you ... well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head.'

"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."

"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Client Contact

Protest sign editors: 'End Layoff Now!'

Will the anti-Covid vaccine also be available for poor countries?"

'I just wrote a novel on this phone and sent it to 137 publishers and got back 129 rejections in 12 seconds.'

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."

Hong Kong stands tall

'Is that where the 1% live, Dad?'

Building called 'The Writer's Block' - ouside there is a 'rejection slip bin'.

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

Once a month she purified the mailbox of the Evil Spirit of Rejection.