Resistance Fighter Gifts

Hong Kong stands tall

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Cat boxer

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

"He shows enormous potential."

"It's just that sometimes, I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!"

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

Asthma cats

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

"So if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and read out each slide word for word in a droning monotone until you all yearn for the sweet release of death."

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

Cat sheds a lot when petted.

'I'm not sure, officer. All I know is one of them snuck into my new car and left hair all over the place.'

Double Threat (black and white cat)

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

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