Resistance Warrior Gifts

Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.

'We too thought we could resist social media.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'Well, here we are again.'

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'I'll say one thing about your manuscript, Mr.Jackson - it's very shreddable.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"First day out of bed?"

Labour Protests

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

'It's from the New Yorker, I've been rejected 200 times, once for each word.'

"He shows enormous potential."

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"...Under pressure?..gain instant relief with Doctor Bengts information overload adjuster...."

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

UN human rights Commission has classified forced feeding of Guantanamo hunger strikers as torture.

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"Keep your chin up."

"Lost my job - out of money - pandemic - what's next. . . ?"

'Yes, this is step nine of your twelve-step program.'

Women's Rights