Cancer Fighter Gifts

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Did you know breast cancer will strike 207,000 U.S. women this year and kill 38,940...hits 1 out of every 8 women, and more women die from it than any other cancer other than lung cancer?"

"Our war is against cancer."

Keyworker

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Vaccine

Effective Cuban vaccines

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

South Carolina's War on Women

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Glass Ceiling

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

Flu Vaccine.

"This feels so familiar."

Chasing Covid Variants

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

Vaccines against Covid

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Get Your Shot

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Wearing bras in 2020.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'