Cancer Fighter Pillows

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Did you know breast cancer will strike 207,000 U.S. women this year and kill 38,940...hits 1 out of every 8 women, and more women die from it than any other cancer other than lung cancer?"

"Our war is against cancer."

Keyworker

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Vaccine

Effective Cuban vaccines

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Glass Ceiling

Female chemotherapy warrior.

A street fight.

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

Flu Vaccine.

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Wearing bras in 2020.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Vaccines against Covid

"This feels so familiar."

Chasing Covid Variants

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Get Your Shot

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Trick or Treatment.

Wrestling Champion.