Chronic Illness Fighter Pillows

"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."

The Cougher

"We won!"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Frontline health workers

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"So what brings you in today?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Fighting Malaria

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

New Cuban vaccine project

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

National Asthma Society Parade

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'If it has the word 'ectomy' after it, I've already had it.'

"My back hurts when I sit."

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

Doctor's Office. I don't know which I hate more to hear him say --- "Learn to live with it" or "Learn to live without it."

'We're in luck. The new virus is highly contagious...and so is the antibody.'

Cuba defeats cholera epidemic.