Battling Illness Pillows

'I've found this lump on my testicle, would you like to have a look?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

The Cougher

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Unicorn Working From Home

Mimi's final scene

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'Side effects may include....'

The end is near

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.