Facing Illness Pillows

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Sadly...that's the diagnosis, Mister Patowski...what do you think?"

'Two weeks to live? That can't be right -- I have 500 free hours from AOL!'

'He says he'd like to go raging into the night, but he feels too lousy.'

Life and Death.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"Let's consider an early dive."

Cardiac Recovery.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I should probably get out more.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Vaccine Spring

COVID 19

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Unicorn Working From Home