Facing Illness Mugs

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Sadly...that's the diagnosis, Mister Patowski...what do you think?"

'Two weeks to live? That can't be right -- I have 500 free hours from AOL!'

'He says he'd like to go raging into the night, but he feels too lousy.'

Life and Death.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Social distancing

Be Healthy

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Cardiac Recovery.

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Unicorn Working From Home

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Vaccine Spring