Chronic Illness Warrior Pillows

CHRONIC FATIGUE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME.

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Headstone in cemetary says 'I told you I was sick!'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

She's just discovered her irritable bowel syndrome isn't caused by chocolate!

National Asthma Society Parade

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

The Cougher

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"So what brings you in today?"

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

Free radicals.

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

"My friend's in long-term hospital care. Got any Get Rich Quick cards?"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I'm no longer afraid of doctors. It�s the medical insurance men that frighten me!"

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."