Invisible Illness Warriors Pillows

'What makes you think that my ailment is imaginary?'

The Cougher

Vaccine

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

COVID Vaccine

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

AIDS prevention

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

Free radicals.

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

"My friend's in long-term hospital care. Got any Get Rich Quick cards?"

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

"I'm no longer afraid of doctors. It�s the medical insurance men that frighten me!"

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

Stop Coronavirus

National Asthma Society Parade

"Relax. I'm not here to administer last rites, but to help you pray your insurance will cover all!"