Illness Evaders Pillows

Add a touch of comfort and positivity to their space. Our pillows with cheerful designs and amusing slogans are ideal for cozying up on tough days.

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"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?" mockup

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

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'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.' mockup

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.' mockup

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

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"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'" mockup

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

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'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?' mockup

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

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'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.' mockup

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"Cool bonfire app, man."

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"This feels so familiar."

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Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages, mockup

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

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'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' - mockup

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

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Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro. mockup

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

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Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen. mockup

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

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The Sunrise of Vaccines

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'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.' mockup

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

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"First day out of bed?"

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'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.' mockup

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

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Stay apart & stay happy

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"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season." mockup

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all."

"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all." mockup

"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all."

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"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor." mockup

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

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"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?" mockup

"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?"

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Return Of The Flu.

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Alzheimer's Amusement Park

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'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST' mockup

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

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"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on." mockup

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

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Covid Race

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"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..." mockup

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

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Life and Death.

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Illness Evaders Pillows Collection

Illness Evaders Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs for illness evaders—funny, uplifting, and perfect for every day.

Illness Evaders Prints

Check out printable art that celebrates resilience with humor—ideal for encouraging smiles and positive vibes in tough times.

Illness Evaders T-Shirts

Find witty and inspiring T-shirts that speak to the resilient spirit of illness evaders, blending humor with strength in every stitch.