Unique Illness Enthusiast Pillows

"My complaint is RARE? - y'mean none of my friends have it?"

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Casual skydiving.

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Conformity

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

"Oh my god, apple pox!"

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

"...take Mr Finch's skull-cap off your head."

Prisoner Spotter

"She's famous in here for having 5 conditions, 3 syndromes, and a decease named after her."

'Let me rephrase that...'

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

"Looks like an advanced version of the bird flu."

'Put back his DNA.'

The Lamster: Half Lemming-Half Hamster

'-pop in tomorrow and avoid the rash'

'How would you like a disease named after you?'

'Well, how do you like your new nose!' Reply: 'Can't go to the office party like that!! My colleague has exactly the same!!'

"Your disease is so rare that there's never been any TV movies about it"

Man with a hook for an arm playing the piano, and thus destroying it

"I'm frustrated that I can never find contact lense cases with three compartments."

A belch of boils

"He's scared he'll miss out on swine flu."

"The usual sick notes..."