Illness Conquering Hero Pillows

'Let me rephrase that...'

'Well, well, well...'

The Cougher

Distance to avoid contagion

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"First day out of bed?"

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

The Sunrise of Vaccines

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

GM Foods.

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

'Have you been eating right?'

Stay apart & stay happy

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all."

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?"

"It started with sneaking kale into their spaghetti. Before I knew it I was sneaking homework into their video games."

National Asthma Society Parade