Illness Conquering Hero Mugs

'Let me rephrase that...'

'Well, well, well...'

The Cougher

Distance to avoid contagion

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

The Sunrise of Vaccines

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"First day out of bed?"

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

GM Foods.

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

Stay apart & stay happy

'Have you been eating right?'

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all."

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?"

Covid Race

National Asthma Society Parade