'On your application it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?'
Chronic Illness Warrior T-Shirts
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CHRONIC FATIGUE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME.
'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'
Headstone in cemetary says 'I told you I was sick!'
"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."
"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."
'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'
She's just discovered her irritable bowel syndrome isn't caused by chocolate!
"I've got inflammatory bowel disease!"
National Asthma Society Parade
"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."
"Our war is against cancer."
Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients
The Cougher
'Your blood Sugar is very high.'
Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.
'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'
Female chemotherapy warrior.
"So what brings you in today?"
Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.
'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'
Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"
'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'
'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'
'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'
'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'
Free radicals.
"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"
If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.
"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."
"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."
"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"
'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'
Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'
"My friend's in long-term hospital care. Got any Get Rich Quick cards?"
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