Cancer Support Warrior Pillows

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

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"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

"I'm no longer afraid of doctors. It�s the medical insurance men that frighten me!"

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"Relax. I'm not here to administer last rites, but to help you pray your insurance will cover all!"

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

Pacemaker Payments.

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."