Cancer Support Warrior Prints

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

Vote

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

"I'm no longer afraid of doctors. It�s the medical insurance men that frighten me!"

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"Relax. I'm not here to administer last rites, but to help you pray your insurance will cover all!"

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

"I'm not the chemo nurse. I'm the Kemo Sabe nurse."